Tina Jay

Sunday, March 05, 2006

It's been forever sence I've been here. To the point where I forget to type anything here. Most of you know my other blog, Still incognito still me!

Keep checkin in over there.

Love you guys!

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

The last few days the weather has really been nice here. I'm thinking about taking the time to redo my blog but then I realize I'm just trying to procrastinate from doing more homework. I took a test tonight and froze once again.

I have to start taking a few more meditation breaks or something. The walk I took yesterday was about 3.5 miles according to the pedometer. I never thought I'd be able to do that at 9 am in AZ with out burning up.

I'm going to go for another walk today with my lovely neighbor across the hall at 9 am again. She's taller than me so her stride is pretty long, compaired to my short legs on this barely 5'5" body. She's really funny too, I like the lite airy personality. 4 hours and counting till that walk.

So now you're wondering why in the hell am I up at 5am typing in a blog???? Well I think I got a hold of some bad salad dressing. I'm sick as a dog. It's the only thing different that I had from yesterday. So I'm sitting up cause I started to drool laying down and you know ..... no good can come of that.

I'm really wanting to revamp my blog, I didn't want to lose my coming across the country pictures on here but then again thats all in the past evey moment is a new moment and a different me. I think I finally realized why my dad never really kept any pictures from the past. Unfortunately I'm a camra/picture nut so that will be a little harder habit to break. In fact I may take a couple of photography courses at college for my 2 gen ed credits I need.

The house here is coming along nicely. So it will be around the corner. I'll be happy to get the extra square footage. This apartment feels like it's closing in most days. Now that I'm doing more and being more active it's not so bad. On that note I think I'm going to try to lay back down all pains subsided.

Later Days~

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Long Time Comming

Well its been over a month sence this side of me has posted anything. I'm sorry for those who stop by I see the counter still goes on.

I've had a few thoughts and a few stolen moments I could come here. I read everyone of my favorite blogs.
But now I have a few things to get out there.

A few months ago I ranted about a few of my pet peeves.

Now that it's past and I'm way over the whole situation, it's all being brought up again. Now I've hit a delima. What do I think now?

I don't want to be a hateful person, I want calmness around me. I want to be able to be open and just get my honest feelings out there. Do I see past my own pet peeves and let everything go? I mean it's one thing to just push things out of the way but now I have very mixed emotions and I just want peace.

I want to understand how to be a tolerant and soulful humanbeing.

Maybe for once I'll step out side my box and make the first move.

Later Days

ps. thanks for being patient with me.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Waxing (funniest story ever)

(One womans tale of woe, NOT Mine!) I've read this and I got it in my e-mail... enjoy!

My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours. Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet.
So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom.
It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be?
I mean I'm no girly, girl but I am mechanically inclined enough I can figure it out.


So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my ass. (Oh how this phrase haunts me!)

I lay the strip across my thigh...hold the skin around it tight and pull.
OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this!
Hair removal no longer eludes me, I am Sheena, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.
Using the same procedure I apply the wax strip across the right side of bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the inside of my Ass cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and brace myself.
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half of the strip.
SHIT!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP. Everything is swirly and spotted.
Do I hear crashing drums???
OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - my wax covered pelt that has caused me so much pain. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip but there is no hair on it.
Where is the wax???
Slowly I eased my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair..The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax.
I peel my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body that is now covered in cold wax and matted hair and then make the next big mistake ....
remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet.
I know I need to move to do something. So I put my foot down and then I hear the slamming of the cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut! Ass?? Sealed shut!
I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "I hope I don't get the urge to shit, my head may pop off."
Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand, the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off right???


I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than what is used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
Now the only thing worse that having your business glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub, in scalding hot water. Which by the way doesn't melt the cold wax. So now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!
I call my friend thinking surely she's waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter, "So, my ass and cooter are stuck to the bottom of the tub!"
She doesn't have a secret trick but does try to hide the laughter from me.
She wants to know exactly where is the wax on the ass "Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?" She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.
YEAH Right!!
I could be the joke of some one else's night.
While we go through various solutions. I result in scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!!
I then find the most beautiful saving grace.... that is the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. I rub some and scream "IT works! It works! I get a hearty congratulations from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my dismay...The hair is still there...all of it. So, I shaved the shit off.
Hell, I'm numb at this point. Then I put the wax back in the medicine cabinet, I may have a mustache that needs work someday.
Next week I'm going to try hair color.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Me Me and more Me

1. Were you named after anyone? Yes.
2. If so, who? Ginger off of Gilligans Island.
3. When did you last cry? Don't know.
4. Do you like your handwriting? Absolutely.
5. What is your favorite lunch meat? Ham.
6. What is your birth date? July 31, 1976
7. What is your most embarrassing CD? Ace of Base. Signs.
8. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Hell ya, I'm the bomb. (heh)
9. Do you have a journal? Yes, I do my best to do it daily.
10. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Never (oops, I am using it now!)
11. What are your nicknames? T (can't really get much shorter than Tina)
12. Would you bungee jump? I don't even like rubberbands.
13. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No, but I'm trying to break that habbit.
14. Do you think that you are strong? I am building my strength.
15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Sweet Cream. yummmmmm.... but I gave it up.
16. Shoe Size? 8 1/2 or 9 or 9 1/2 Depends on the shoe.
17. Red or pink? pink
18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? My ear.
19. Who do you miss most? My Dad, and my friends back in Brandon.
20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? jean shorts and white sketchers.
21. What are you listening to right now? My birds.
22. Last thing you ate? Yogurt, green apple.
23. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Perriwinkle
25. What is the weather like right now? Oh man, everyone should be here and bring a convertible. Can you say "No freakin humidity, and 86 degrees!"
26. Last person you talked to on the phone? My Hubs, Big Sarge!
27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Smile and eyes.
28. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Absofreakinlutly.
29. Favorite Drink? Water (used to be Jack and Coke, mmm good times good times.)
30. Favorite sport? Hockey! (Go Kevin!)
31. Hair Color? Browns and Black... sigh and some Grey... damn early graying genetics.
32. Eye Color? brown
33. Do you wear contacts? Yes.
34. Favorite Food? Chicken
35. Last Movie You Watched? SuryoThai
36. Favorite Day Of The Year? Any day I am happy
37. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? I love me a good Happy Ending.... hahahaha
38. Summer Or Winter? Winter... I'm all about the cold.
39. Hugs OR Kisses? kisses IF the other person knows what they are doing!
40. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? CheeseCake
41. Living Arrangements? Hubs, I, Tweeter, and Calypso.
42. What Books Are You Reading? Conversations With God 2
43. What's On Your Mouse Pad? Bubbles
44. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? RockStar InxS! (Go JD)
45. Favorite Smells? Fresh baked bread.
46. Favorite Sound? i love silence
47. Rolling Stones or Beatles? beatles
48. What's the farthest you've been from home? Arizona
49. Do you enjoy doing these things? Sometimes.
50. Are you glad it's over? Finally.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Oh happy day....

Peace is such a good thing. School is starting tomorrow. All is quiet. The weather is fabulous and there are no more crickets. Life is good. I've made what I conciter a good friend (Go L) for the first time sence I've been here. And I've almost kicked my Dorito habbit. If you know me you know I love me some potato chips. Or at least I used too.

I finally feel good in my own skin, (dispite how old I'm getting) but I like to think of myself as a fine wine, I can only get better with age and grapes can get squashed alot easier than a rasin can. Things are going well so far with the house.

The birds are ok. Tweeter is doing good and Calypso is still biting. But hey, it is a bird.
Nothing to exciting, I've been coming up with some new recipies to supprise hubs with and I've started to take vitimins again.

Heh.. maybe thats my pep in my step. Every day doesn't have to be a festered up pissed off and anger fest but you know... it's fun that way...

Later Days~

Friday, August 12, 2005

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Short Post!

I despise ignorant idiots. Trust me I'm not convinced.

But it's all gravy from here.


WWW.brianspredictions.com all I have to say is spooky.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

So the Previous Post is an Urban legand.... ah well. www.snopes.com it's a good little sight to see whats real and whats not. Nothing exciting just thought I'd post that before I got some lunch.

Later Days~

Thursday, August 04, 2005

WTF... can you believe this is what teens are wearing in other countries...  Posted by Picasa

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